hi, it's allstar

Apr 19, 2014

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

Apr 19, 2014

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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Apr 19, 2014

handme-fr0wns:

allantruong:

fourthousandsevenhundredsixtyone:

This is golden, someone buy me this book.

there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women

you should be

handme-fr0wns:

allantruong:

fourthousandsevenhundredsixtyone:

This is golden, someone buy me this book.

there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women

you should be

Apr 19, 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

Apr 19, 2014

daysofstorm:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows [boredpanda]

Previously: Animals Wearing Dinosaur Costumes

that last one OMG

Apr 19, 2014

(Source: bwd)

Apr 19, 2014

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

Apr 18, 2014

princess-peachie:

becausebirds:

Have you seen a Toco Toucan hop down stairs lately? Or a Keel-billed Toucan bathe with a glass of restaurant water?

I love toucans so much!!! QoQ <333

Apr 18, 2014

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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Apr 18, 2014

Apr 18, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Clever Boat Names [via]

Previously: Unfortunate Sign Burn Outs

Apr 18, 2014

ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

Apr 18, 2014

(Source: theodd1sout)

Apr 18, 2014

killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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Apr 18, 2014

megustamemes:

One is not like the other.